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How to Murder a Millionaire
by Nicholas Seeley
The Tragedy of Master Arden of Faversham reviewed April 18
It’s just not worth trying to kill some people.

Such is the lesson of The Lamentable and True Tragedie of Master Arden of Faversham in its current state of re-animation at the Metropolitan Playhouse. What Arden lacks in morality it attempts to make up in hilarity, as director Alex Roe plays up the “comical tragedy” of this sixteenth-century true-crime drama.

The story begins with Alice Arden’s decision to dispose of her husband, and reels from one incompetent assassination attempt to another as she enlists nearly the entire town of Faversham in her Italianate schemes. But poison, ambushes, and snipers all fail to dispose of the hapless Master Arden, who, like a sixteenth century Clouseau, manages to blunder through (almost) all unscathed.

As second-string renaissance potboilers go, the text of Arden is really rather good. In the depth of the characters’ inner life can be seen the seeds of later, more sophisticated, criminal dramas like Middleton’s The Changeling, Webster’s Duchess of Malfi, and Macbeth. The identity of Arden’s author is long lost, but the vibrant imagery he (or she? Or they?) used is striking enough to have set many scholars wondering whether the play might be an early work of Shakespeare himself.

But it’s easy to see why Roe is aiming for comedy. Based almost blow-for-blow upon the account of the 1551 murder of Master Arden in Holinshed’s 1587 history of England, the play has a Surreal-Life aura to it, and the characters, while short on dramatic grandeur, are as bumbling, shortsighted, and unversed in the subtleties of proper corpse disposal as actual people might be.

However, despite above-average performances and strong production values, this Arden never quite achieves the hilarity it aspires to. Roe’s staging is clear, and the actors play their villainous roles with gusto, but the show doesn't develop the kind of comic sensibility that could make an audience laugh out loud at the play’s hijinks, hijackings and twists of fate into. They’re shooting for Jerry Springer, but only manage to come up with Oprah.

Many of the moments most pregnant with potential are played dissapointingly straight. In one scene, Arden’s servant cowers in fear behind an inopportunely locked door, while outside his erstwhile partner-in-crime shouts threats and implications through the transom as he tries to break in: the audience is primed for a moment of cartoonish hide-and-go-seek that never happens. But some of the bits that are added feel labored, or just plain strange. At one point, a character illustrates another failed murder attempt using... animal crackers?

The overall effect is the feeling that someone ought to turn the volume up a notch. Only Chris Glenn, as the notorious rascal Black Will, and Tod Mason, as Arden himself, come close to getting as far over the edge as the show really could go.

But while the show is never quite riotous it is often amusing, and at its best moments serves up some actual pathos for its array of fairly pathetic bunglers. Jim DiBasio, as the much-wronged Master Greene, and Andrew Firda, as the most would-be of the would-be killers, deserve notice for strong presence and creative use of the language. Teresa Kelsey’s Alice, an aspiring Lady Macbeth who really needs to take her lithium, is right on the ball, though her scenes with her lover Mosby don’t quite crackle the way they could.

Leigh Henderson’s set is also lovely, and provides a great, flexible space for a comedy of locked doors, missed cues, and hidden entrances. It too, sadly, is never quite used to its full potential.

In the end the play is still a tragedy, and nearly everyone ends up hanged or burned alive, which could lead one to question the wisdom of trying to play this grim fable of human stupidity for laughs -- but it’s so tantalizingly close to working.

At the moment, Arden is a strong show, and a definite go-to for any Elizabethan stage enthusiast who wishes to see a rare bit of history. If the cast and director can turn their amps up to eleven, it could be brilliant fun for any audience.
THE TRAGEDY OF MASTER ARDEN OF FAVERSHAM

Metropolitan Playhouse
Category:  Drama
Written by:  uncredited
Directed by:  Alex Roe
Produced by:  Metropolitan Playhouse
Opens:  April 15
Closes:  May 15
Running Time:  2 hrs, 20 mins.

Address:  220 East 4th Street
New York, NY 10009
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Tickets:  $19.00
$15 - Students/Seniors, $10 - Children under 12. $12 for groups of 10 or more
Phone:  212-995-5302
Hours:  reservations only
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CREDITS
Creative Team
Written by:  Author Unknown
Directed by:  Alex Roe
Produced by:  The Metropolitan Playhouse
Light Designer:  Douglas Filomena
Sound Designer: 
Set Designer:  Leigh Henderson
Costume Designer:  Melissa Estro
Choreographer: 
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Cast
John Blaylock as An Angel
Tod Mason as Arden
Jason Alan Griffin as Franklin
Teresa Kelsey as Alice
Andrew Firda as Michael
Carter Jackson as Mosby
Jim DiBasion as Greene
Chris Glenn as Black Will

Crew
Production Manager: 
Stage Manager:  Phillip Bettencourt
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